Did you ever notice....

   that no matter where you look, you can always see your own nose? It goes unnoticed, simply as a matter of conditioning, the way a farmer doesn't notice the smell, when everybody else does. 

    But think about it, that nose in the bottom corner of your vision. I promise, the more you think about it, the more it will annoy the fuck out of you. 

Comments

notorious vjp said…
annoying, really?
i always found it helpful.

i never, ever fear that someone actually 'got my nose'. i know. i know always.

i also find i can see my eyebrows in the same visual sense that one sees one's nose. the annoyance derived from seeing hair constantly is far greater than that brought on by the nose, however.
Max said…
You should try having my eyebrows.