Day 19

"Want to rent a movie or something?"

Translation: "Want to rent a movie, and hopefully be having sex by the time it is over?"

"Want to hang out or something?"

Translation: "Please have sex with me."

"I never lie"

Translation: "I lie constantly. Hell, I'm lying right now!"

"Like you care"

Translation: "I am very insecure. Please love me."

"I'm not in it for the money"

Translation: "I'm in it for the sex/increased ability to get sex."


I'll think of some more later!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Interesting.
7:37 PM
Max said…
Oh, to clarify: none of that applies to me, just everyone other than me.

:P
7:42 PM
Anonymous said…
Yes, I'm sure.
7:56 PM
Anonymous said…
Hidden meanings

Nine words that women use:


1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


Of course, these words when spoken by me have no underlining meaning :b
8:00 PM
Anonymous said…
or people involved with one other could just say exactly what they mean
avoid lying and the whole issue altogether.
11:32 AM
Max said…
I don't imagine that could ever happen, so long as we're all human.

On a side note, it would be great if people could identify themselves (fake names are fine) just so I have a who's who on the rare occasion that multiple comments are given.
12:22 PM
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