Day 161

For your pleasure, here are the top ten women on TV I'd like to date, and why. And this is not just based on hotness, but also personality.

10. Anne Dudek (Amber; House). Cutthroat Bitch! That "I'm a sweet girl but I might just kill you in your sleep if it helps me out" look is enticing.
























9. Hayden Pantierre (Malcolm in the Middle, Heroes) I remember some time ago saying to myself "In about 5 years she's going to be smoking hot." And here we are. It's more the babysitter from Malcolm in the Middle I like personality-wise, but the girl in Heroes, hotness-wise.
























8. Beverly Mitchell (Lucy; Seventh Heaven). For some reason the really religious girls are attractive. Probably because I'll never get one, ever.
























7. Jorja Fox (Sara Sidle; CSI). Looks and booksmarts. What more could a guy want?
























6. Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesley; The Office). Witty, sarcastic, always up for a prank, and reasonably good-looking. Jim took way too long to make his move.

























5. Jennifer Morrison (Dr. Allison Cameron; House). Female doctors are attractive too! Plus she has a wild side.























4. Lisa Edelstein (Lisa Cuddy; House). She's like a slightly older Cameron, with more maturity and experience, and she's way less emotional, which (please don't kill me) is a good thing. She also has a razor-sharp wit.
























3. Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine; Star Trek: Voyager). Pure hotness puts Jeri Ryan near the top of my list, but also the fact that her character is pretty much the most evil creature in the universe, which for some crazy reason is attractive to me.
That also explains some of my past relationship decisions. I should probably see a psychiatrist.























2. Giada De Laurentiis (Everyday Italian). AKA "Clevage Lady" always leaning over her cookery with those low-cut shirts. She's hot, she's feisty, she cooks italian food professionally. Giada captures the No. 2 spot!


























1. Rachael Ray (Tasty Travels, The Rachael Ray Show). Ah yes, Rachael Ray, my long-time TV crush. Call me what you will, but I'm in love with this girl. Like Giada she's a cook, which is awesome, but there's a down-home feel to Ray that none of the other girls can match.



Disagree with the list? Comment if you like, on your favorite TV women (or men, for the lady readers out there!).

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Anonymous said…
all i have to say is this:

gaptooth!
6:46 PM
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Niiiiiiiice.
11:57 PM
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