It's been pissing rain all day.

I'm impressed with my clothes. I've bought no new clothes (other than hiking gear and undergarments) in 10 months, and they've been good to me the whole way. My washing machine mangles and ties them up pretty well every time, and they've been soaked by the acidic rain accidentally while hanging out to dry a bunch of times, and they've even been frozen solid on a few occasions in the winter.

The truth is, my 215lb body and 36" pant size qualify me as morbidly, horrifyingly obese in South Korea, such that all major department stores (and smaller stores) don't carry any clothing that fits me. Let me repeat: a "34 pant waist is the largest size a human being can buy in SK without taking one of two other possible options. The first is the internet, and the second is going to Itaewon, the sleazy, hooker-laden westerner district full of loud-mouthed American soldiers and overpriced knockoff western pubs. There one can find clothing for fatties such as myself, as well as large shoes.

I'm taking the third option, which is to conform my body to the selection. With God as my witness, I'm not buying any pants or shirts until I can buy then from Lotte Mart down the street like everybody else around here does.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You sound like a woman - haha! But get this: Women who vow not to buy more clothes until they are thinner are told that this is not good for one's self-esteem. We are told, "Dress the body you have now. If you don't, you'll just look shabby and awful and out of style AND overweight (not "fat", of course), which will give you a low sense of self-worth, which will cause you to engage in yet more emotional eating, and you will never lose weight."

Thoughts, Mr. Jared????
Max said…
Self esteem is not a problem for me. Most people say I have too much rather than not enough.

And the other thing.. the trip down to a 34 waist is not a long one, and it'll save me a load of money because the 'westerner' stores are a lot more expensive!
I will keep you advice in mind, though. Thanks.
Anonymous said…
I think companies will tell women anything to keep them buying clothes!