Now, I may already have mentioned this, but in Korea, you can have just about everything a human needs to have in life with rice. In the food department, they serve it up strait, puffed, mashed, shaped, coloured, sweetened, levened, or gelatinized. You can also find it in milk, wine, and beer form. It's a breakfast, a lunch, a dinner, and a dessert... hell, even a midnight snack.

But the good folks over in Japan, long-standing rivals of the Koreans, have truly outdone themselves. They've clothed a woman with a miniature rice farm. Well, sort of... I'm not sure "clothed" is quite the right word.

On a related note, I'm pretty sure that all it takes to be a news producer is to be able to work a ridiculous pun into every possible story title. I bet I could do that job... let's have a look at some of CNN's real headlines, May 13th, 2010, and give them a pun-upgrade:

6-month sentence sought for U.S. Missionary in Haiti

Upgraded: Missionary position not so good for one U.S. aid worker


Mr. Obama: Buffalo needs 'freakin' jobs

Upgraded: Obama is 'freakin' out over Buffalo's job losses.


Lettuce E. Coli oubreak spreads

Upgraded: Eat your vegetables... except for lettuce


Some quitting Facebook as privacy concerns escalate

Upgraded: Some facebook users feel their private parts are being violated


BP hopes pipe insertion will capture spewing crude...

Upgraded: That one's just too easy, it's not even fair...

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Japan earthquake may push oil prices higher
The quake forced the shutdown of several oil refineries and some nuclear power plants in Japan. If they can't reopen soon, the country probably will want to import more gasoline, diesel and jet fuel.
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